One Instance of Being on Time

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One Instance of Being on Time

3.00

For $3 you will be entitled to one instance of being on time at an unknown point in the future.

By purchasing this product, you will download a certificate entitling you to one instance of being on time. Terms and conditions apply.

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Terms and Conditions

By purchasing this product from cyrusbezyan.com, you agree that you are aware either consciously or subconsciously that this is a joke and the purchase of the intangible service, good or concept is purely for comedic purposes. These terms and conditions apply worldwide across all nation states and throughout the universe both in the future and past. This product is strictly non-refundable. The certificate entitles the purchaser (according to the name as prescribed on the payment form.) to the one minute of time and is non-transferable.