For $3 you will receive a general sense of well being for an unspecified and finite amount of time.
By purchasing this product, you will download a certificate entitling you to a general sense of well being. Terms and conditions apply.
Terms and Conditions
By purchasing this product from cyrusbezyan.com, you agree that you are aware either consciously or subconsciously that this is a joke and the purchase of the intangible service, good or concept is purely for comedic purposes. These terms and conditions apply worldwide across all nation states and throughout the universe both in the future and past. This product is strictly non-refundable. The certificate entitles the purchaser (according to the name as prescribed on the payment form.) to the one minute of time and is non-transferable.