New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Left Before Meteor Struck

A ground breaking discovery has revealed that dinosaurs (specifically raptors and the friendly T-Rex) were in fact super intelligent creatures. More importantly, it has been revealed that they left earth on intergalactic spaceships some 66 million years ago, moments before a meteor wiped out their much dumber reptilian cousins. 

Despite being portrayed as quite intelligent and friendly in cinema. Evidence now suggests Raptors didn't even walk on their own but instead would drive cars and motorbikes.

Despite being portrayed as quite intelligent and friendly in cinema. Evidence now suggests Raptors didn't even walk on their own but instead would drive cars and motorbikes.

Two months ago archeologists stumbled upon an underground library and research facility said to have been built by the creatures, which has a documented history of their civilisation. The underground facility was discovered (ironically) on an island in Costa Rica.

The findings were kept secret by the Costa Rican government until experts could verify that the facility was indeed genuine. Despite appearing to look like other dinosaurs, Raptors and the Tyrannosaurus Rex have much larger brains, self-awareness, a complex language (similar to Japanese) and highly advanced technology.

Their spaceships left earth millions of years ago and audio visual recordings left behind state that they will not be returning. World leaders have hailed the discovery as a break through but will remain vigilant just in case these dinosaurs decide to return. 

In addition, vast libraries of pop culture material from their time have also been discovered including 8 seasons of a sitcom called "Everybody Loves Raptor" and a gripping drama series called "House of Claws".